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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Pfft. I was 23. I'm short.
But don't worry, I've gained a lot of weight since then.
I kinda miss that guy (the one who bought me all the scotch).
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I had a bartender buy my 12 slammers one night. I slept on someone's bathroom floor that night. When I told him that I hadn't had dinner, he gave me a jalapeno from a jar on the bar. I sort of remember throwing up the jalapeno at one point early in the morning. That guy was an asshole - you're better off without him.
