Apprentice Spoilers
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've never had phone sex. I'm so ashamed to admit this. Seems not worth it to me, but maybe I've missed out on some great thing. Opinions?
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It was better than nothing over the course of a long-distance relationship. He liked it when I spoke Spanish to him. I felt like Otto in A Fish Called Wanda on some occassions.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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