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*sigh*
But-for-the-paperwork marriages seem to be the new thing.
In the interest of sanctity, the Social Security Administration will not acknowledge any marriage from New Paltz, New York. One of those brides could have had a dick, you know.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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