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Originally posted by Kony'all West(law)
All apologies to Kanye West.

"Paigow Walks" (sung to the tune of Jesus Walks)

Yo, We at war
We at war with billmorisms, whiffisms, and most of all we at war for this board
(Paigow Walks)
Board show me the way because Slave tried to break us down
(Paigow Walks with us) with us with us with us with us

You know what my socks is?
Many & Restless
Where restless [PAIGOW] might flame you senseless
And next this [PAIGOW] might jack your threadses
So let this Sock warn ya who The Paigow is
Her posts are cool like minty fresh breath is
Her comebacks show that she is truly deathless Uhhhh!
Try to ban her Uhhhh! It's kinda hard
Getting flamed by her socks yeah yeah now check their method
They be tracking our IP addresses, harass and re-ban us
Saying "we delete TOS violaters like you for breakfast"
Huh? Yall delete what? What's the basis?
We ain't going nowhere but got socks with flameses
A post full of old skool, serial socks from Shapey
Yet Thurgreed seems to say that the wackadoo can’t save us
Well Francis I know I act a fool
But I been gone since September and I got socks to move I Hope

[Hook x2]
(Paigow Walks)
Board show me the way because Slave tried to break us down
(Paigow Walks with me)
The only thing that that I pray is that my socks don't fail me now
(Paigow Walks)
And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my TOS wrongs
(Paigow Walks with me)
I want to post to the board but I'm afraid because I ain’t socked in so long

To the deleters, whiffers, sockhaters, shark jumpers, even Slavey
(Paigow walks with them)
To the victims of Infirm for they living in hell there hell yeah
(Paigow walks with them)
Now hear ye hear ye want to read Paigow more clearly
I know all y’all read her cuz the ignore thing is weary
And we're the almost nearly extinct
We old skoolers are role models we sock we don't think
I ain't here to argue about her ratio’s features
Or here to convert haters into Paigowbelievers
I'm just trying to say the way Gwink need hockey
The way Coltrane needed RP that's the way y’all need Paigow
So here go my socking, dog board needs this
Slave say you can sock about anything except for Paigow
That means anal sex, threesomes, bukkake tapes
But if I talk about the Paigow my post can't stay, Huh?
Well let this take away from my posts
Which will probably get me banned by the hosts
Then I hope this raise the oldskool ghosts
And bring the day that I'm dreaming about
Next time I'm on the board everybody screaming out

(Paigow Walks)
Board show me the way because Slavey tried to break us down
(Paigow Walks)
The only thing that that I pray is that my socks don't fail me now

Word. Someone is gonna be up in (shaved) arms.