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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do you think I'll get contempt if I write the following brief:
"Red blanket cat soap phone monkey bar Lou Reed and the Velvets Lucy in the Sky pie eye hello hey now my baby don't shake it like she used to mountain top candy carved melotrone sverethelementment, Inc. Cazart! Amen. Hallelujah.
I could argue the above with just as much effectiveness to this Court as any of the well reasoned arguments made in the past several months. Either as a result of activist bent or sheer inability to understand the statute at issue, it is clear this Court will not follow the law."
I am considering whether to argue gibberish to the Court in my next appearance. You think that will get me thrown in the clink? I am arguing before a political hack with brain the size of a walnut. The man's an utter imbecile.
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Most lawyers I know would be held in contempt. I mean, it is, quite literally, contempt for the court. I would probably be disbarred if I tried something like that.
But you? I think a wily, smooth-talking, fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants alley cat like you might just be able to pull this off.
Good luck and Godspeed.
