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Originally posted by Gattigap
Me, I was the starting nose tackle, so ordinarily the prom and the girls who flung themselves at me would've been a huuge deal, but fortunately I went on to play in Division I-A, and that's made all the difference.
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I did so much acid on my prom night that I irreparably damaged my brain. I have delusional fantasies and had to become a lawyer.
