Regarding picking up chicks -
http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/
Part of the FAQ that made me snort:
Q: "Why do women do what they do (what is 'chick logic')?"
A: Chick logic is a misnomer. It is NOT logical. Chicks base their decisions about relationships on their emotional state at that time. They then justify their actions later. Essentially, they do what they want then make up a reason for doing so later.