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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who can read all of it? This is why the big firms invented boilerplate.
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This just requires me to get something totally unrelated off my chest.
Read the fucking boilerplate, assholes. If you show up at the closing whining like a little bitch because you finally noticed the provision that has been in every draft of the document without comment for 3 months requiring your client to pay transfer taxes, I will slap you upside the head like the little girly-bitch you are.
Also, litigators should think twice before trying to negotiate transactions. At the least, please try to prepare in some way, like maybe skimming an ABA model or parsing through the table of contents of a how-to manual downloaded off the internet, before trying to "negotiate" with me based on your "never in your career" having seen something as outrageous as your client being expected to rep as to its due incorporation, valid existance and good standing, and ownership of the transferred property. You incompetent, bumbling fucks, tell your client to get a real lawyer, like off a flier picked up off the floor of the subway. Any solo-prac in podunkville two-years out of law school who has negotiated two chicken-shit-supply contracts for Bob's Grain and Feed would do a better job.
Thank you, I feel marginally better.
