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Originally posted by mmm3587
Third, I have done the office sex, and it is hot and enjoyable. But that was in a longer-term relationship where it was cool being really quiet and not banging about. If you're up for some long-lost holiday fucking, hit your favorite hotel bar and go from there. The hotel bar is good because the allure of a hotel room is there, right upstairs. Even though you'll just go to your place or his place, the fact that you are near a place where peole have casual sex gets everyone excited.
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... after which point you whip out your throbbing five inch pickle and ram her belly button.
Hotel bar my ass. The only thing floating in the average hotel bar is a cabal of shrivelled Salem sucking, Beefeater swilling hags. And even under those circumstances, I'm willing to bet my left testicle (Hello, Coltrane!) that you couldn't get laid in the average hotel bar to save your life.
