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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You ask some excellent questions. I'm not sure why I said "if". I guess I have not "dated" in about 10 years and so I'm not really sure what's going to happen.
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Leave the driving to me...
Get drunk.
Look him in the eye and tell him exactly what you want.
Fuck him.
If its good, repeat until blistered.
If its bad, pass out.
Its real simple if you just remember not to think.
Thats why I never dated anywhere near sober. If the brain is operating at full throttle, chances are your cock won't be. Its no fun if you're thinking about it.
People say you want to be sober to recall the first time with anyone. People say a lot of things - people are fucking idiots.