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Old 12-27-2004, 07:14 PM   #2750
Did you just call me Coltrane?
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At least it's not Rocky Mountain deer piss

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Originally posted by pussycat
You go girl!!! Meeeooooww!!

With your active schedule, perhaps you can way in on dilemma I am dealing…..the comparative arts of cunnilingus versus fellatio.

Given some recent bi-curious experimentation I am starting to think that eating the pussy is a skill I cannot master, whereas from the time I was in junior high I knew that blowjobs were easy.

I assumed that being intimately familiar with the ins and outs of my own nether regions and knowing what makes my world rock, that going down on another girl would have been as simple as buzzing myself up with my rabbit but my tongue tied attempts to date make me feel like I am a deaf/blind safecracker with prosthetic hands. Color me clueless and with a new found appreciation of several ex-lovers.

In comparison I am confident that no matter the man, I know where the cock is coming from and what is going to make it crow. Whether you play the tease or the nasty mouth-whore, the job gets done.

Maybe I am not cut out to be a lesbian. ABBA, what’s your secret for walking on both sides of the fence?
I usually skip the tongue-action. All FB girls want is excessive pounding.
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