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Hey, hey, Paigow.
So, I went to the old place, and found some of the postings just before Paigow and Slave met -- a date which will live in infamy. I also found this IM transcript. Enjoy.
(With apologies to "Hey Paula" by Jill and Ray.)
Slave: Hey, hey Paigow. I wanna cornhole you
Hey, hey Paigow, let's go to my place and then screw
I've waited so long in this document review
Paigow, I can't wait no more for you
My love, my love
Paigow: Hey Slave, I've been waxing myself for you
Hey, hey, Slave, no more disco mitt will do
After you do me here, after you do me there
Our love will fade as unreal
our love, our love
Both: True love means planning a life for two
Fighting together the whole day through
True love means hating and hoping that soon
Wishes we've made will come true
(I loathe, I loathe)
Slave [spoken]: I loathe you, Paigow.
Paigow [spoken]: I loathe you, too, Slave.
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