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Originally posted by Gattigap
So let's say you're in an office building in Los Angeles. You get on the elevator (to go down a couple floors) and the doors open up to reveal a couple of chicks who are obviously not among the attorneys or staff. They're dressed like they're headed to Deep*, but they're waaaay out of place here, and it's only 4 in the afternoon. Neon blue and pink, with hats and sunglasses.

Upside -- you step in and exchange mumbled "hellos." Downside -- they do not disrobe, notwithstanding the medium wattage smile.

Once inside, it occurs to you that there are entertainment lawyers in the building, and at least one of the two are probably clients engaged in the film and/or music industries.** Artists, if you will.

You can't really turn 'round to see them without being obvious about it, and from a quick recollection, you can safely conclude that neither are named Hilton, Lohan, or Simpson. Other than that, though, it's a blank.

Query: Within the space of a 4 floor elevator ride, what's the etiquette for asking a probable celebrity who the fuck they are without admitting ignorance or toolerdom?

Gattigap


* [Spree -- club website. Sound, writhing silhouettes. No nekkidness, but possibly NSFW, depending on your druthers]

** The other being her agent, of course.

I always start out with: "Have we slept together yet?"

It works great. That's how I met Joe Montana.