Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified,
sixties-era Monorail!
What'd I say?
[
Citizen]: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
[
Others]: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[
crowd chants 'Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Ted Molter: Are your components long-enduring?
Lyle Lanley: You'll find our warranty reassuring!
Yadira Galindo: So decades of service is the norm?
Lyle Lanley: Unless we have a Perfect Storm!
Mechanic: Do people sell rebuilt components?
Lyle Lanley: You'll find they are our brand's proponents!
Reporter: Monorails are chic; can you confirm?
Lyle Lanley: State of the art, in Nixon's term!
Kristina Dei: Can you say how long this ride is?
Lyle Lanley: You'll get frostbite and bronchitis!
It's San Diego's iconic attraction...
(Feel free to tender any class action)!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Mayor: Will tourists leave with a good impression?
Park officials: Three breakdowns in quick succession!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[
big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!
