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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
First, a happy Ollie Day to everyone. I'm celebrating with a cold. I blame RT.

Second, I had a really weird dream last night, and feel compelled to share at least parts of it. (Sorry, Thurgreed) I was lost in a strange and unnamed city. Somehow, I eventually ended up in an apartment where, to my surprise, a female partner in my firm was sort of mock-pegging a male partner. I say "mock" because they did not actually have a strap-on. She was just sort of dry humping him from behind. They were filming it, apparently for some sort of partner video. Eventually, other partners from my current and former firms showed up, and it turned into a party. A party where I ended up sitting on a couch with our own ABBA. We ended up making out. Disappointingly, it did not go any further. Even in dream state, with a raging hard on and ABBA's TITS!, I had that "wait a minute, I'm married" moment. So I left the party to look for my car, which I had lost earlier in the dream.

Anyway, happy Ollie Day.

Love,

Ollie

I had the same dream, only it was a certain troublemaking associate from your firm who was getting cornholed. And the humper was paigow. And then I made out with pursejunkie.

Happy ollie day!!!