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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Speaking of topless, I haev noticed men in my neighborhood walking the streets topless. More often that not, they are pale, pasty, middleaged with gray armpit hair. I have also seen a couple of superbuff guys with shaven chests. I dont really want to see that either. Isnt this against the law or something? It should be. ITs a crime against my eyeballs. I have never seen such a public display on the sidewalks before and I will take off my shirt in protest if it keeps up.
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I've got rules for shirtlessness (for guys):
Yes: Anywhere in the burbs. Who cares? Your life is over anyway; you might as well take your shirt off. Especially when mowing the lawn.
Yes: Running when it's EXTREMELY hot.
Yes: On the beach or NEAR the beach. In Chicago, that means your shirt goes back on once you cross LSD. NO walking the streets of Chicago shirtless.
Yes: Any golf course with no dress code. Jean shorts are mandatory too. If they wanted you to wear a shirt, they would have said so.
And for girls:
No toplessness when you're dead.
