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Opposites
A few days before Christmas, I went out with my friend Vanessa for a glass of wine and some gossip about the divas on Project Runway. A friend and client of Vanessa's, Misty, joined us. Misty was pretty much what I always thought someone named Misty would look like, blonde, perfect shape, too perfect breasts, and pretty. Misty and Vanessa met because Misty likes to date wealthy men who buy her new expensive wardrobes. She was at Vanessa's shop that day because she's looking for something to wear to the AVN awards.
Anyhow, the cute chef of the pub we were hanging out in came out to say hi to Vanessa and Vanessa introduced us to him:
"These are my friends Misty and RT. They are complete opposites but I love them dearly. RT..."(I smiled)"..is a lawyer. Misty.. "(she smiled)"...is a Playboy playmate."
I had no idea that "playmate" was opposite of "lawyer."
Sorry guys, I didn't catch what year/month Misty made her appearance in, but she's 31, and she confessed to me that she's over her divorce and ready to start looking again.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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