Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dude, you're a 29 year old well-off single professional in oneof the best bar cities in the country. what are you doing 5:30 Friday night? You are making sexually inappropriate comments to aging women over the internet?
On your deathbed you'll regret not making more of these last few dozen nights.
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(1) I'm still working/waiting for a response from a partner;
(2) There is no such thing as a sexually inappropriate comment on the FB;
(3) I'm basically married (live w/SO);
(4) We were clearly goofing around -- but even if we weren't, it's still fun;
(5) Paigow has a nice rack;
(6) I'm not that well-off;
(7) I regret nothing;
(8) A middle-aged man calling me "Dude" is creepy.
(9) Don't you worry, I will get good and drunk tonight. At my age, you start late and finish late.
