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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm trying, dear, but the pickins is slim. Robbie Williams? Thats the best thing about Britain anyone can muster? DeLovely? Fuuuuck. I dig Cole as much as the next guy (Shit, I think Cole wrote my wedding song), but Kevin Kline jumped the shark long before saying "jump the shark" was jumping the shark. Randy Johnson? Who the fuck cares about Steinbrenner's latest million dollar Frankenstein? Johnson's damn lucky he has that arm, because he's got the brain the size of a field mouse's. Why is his latest run-in with the press even newsworthy??? Its like the ongoing saga of Don Rumsfeld. "Will he be fired? Is he incompetent? What will George do? What WILL he do?" I DON"T CARE ABOUT DONALD RUMSFELD. Donald Rumsfeld is a decrepit geriatric politician who's lucky if he has two solid bowel movements a week. Why the fuck would I want to read about him?
And why the fuck should I know Robbie Williams? He doesn't suck because Americans are ignorant. Objectively, his music blows. He hasn't broken through like George Michael because he isn't as good as George Michael (I always liked that tune that went "because I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me" where all the supermodels sing... what the fuck was that called?)
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Can we recruit some new single people please?
