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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh thank god you are here. I need entertainment. Can you tell an interesting fraternity story? Something maybe with beer shits?
Apparenlty its time for people to post something crazy they did sexually. I realize we are a bored of married old guys and the spinsters they love, but has someone gotten laid recently? I know I have but I aint sharing unless others do. Can we spice this place up? I will pony up if others do.
Can we recruit some new single people please?
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Hi! Long time lurker, first time poster. Crazy Lou. That was my nickname in my frat in college. My real name is not really lou. But I'm crazy like that.
In an effort to satisfy your many and varied requests I am on a mission today. Currently, I'm somewhere in the process of drinking myself into oblivion, even though the sun has only recently set. In fact, I may be drunk as I type this. I started with a pre-happy hour cocktail in my office with my secretary, which led to me hitting her from the back aka doggy style under my desk. I pulled out and did a pornstar shot on her back and then kicked her the fuck out of my office. Get back to work already~!
anyway, at this point, the best part of this little escapade is going to be getting as drunk as possible tonight to blot out the dirty deed, grabbing some Pat's Steaks around 2 in the AM and then coming into work in the morning hung as hell with a big old tummyache brewing and then sneaking into the crapper, which I know a certain douchebag partner uses at exactly 10 AM every day ("Mr Prunejuice"), at about 9:45 and conjuring up a krakatoa style volcanic explosion and dusting the whole of the toilet in beershits for this bsd-GP to have to encounter on his daily consitutional.
I may also print this post out and eat the paper so that perhaps I can have the additional satisfaction of crapping it out with the beershits as evidence for this certain partner of the premeditation of my plan!!!
