Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I have news for you, uber-nerd. That beer that you thought kind of tasted like piss? That was because it was half-piss! You stupid geek. Now why don't you go crying to your mommy or something, and get out of my face, dork-boy.
|
Hah. Nice try. But a word of advice: the next time you show up at a party with the rest of your rugby team friends, tripping on acid and full to the gills with Coors Lite and Jagermeister shots, for the love of Jesus keep your fucking clothes on. Nobody wants to see your big hairy gut, stupid "tribal" tatoos or "Mr. Wee Willie Winkie," as you so memorably called him just before you passed out in the living room.