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My Life? I Spent 40 Years as a Night Watchman at a Cranberry Silo. The End.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know what "assume" means, don't you?*
* I had to listen to someone lay that idiotic speech on a first year a few weeks back. I wanted the kid to say "You know what giving the 'assume speech' means, don't you? It means you need to get out of the fucking office more, you decrepit windbag, because if you think that speech is any fresher than the crust on your old lady's grandma panties, you're dead fucking wrong. So why don't you dispense with the insulting and embarrassing speech, gramps, and go get a fucking life, you goddamned service of-counsel asswipe."
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Just FYI, I never read the footnotes.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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