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Originally posted by ironweed
Dear RT,
I have been reading your "Lessons Learned" column for several years now, and I could use your advice. I used to drink martinis fairly regularly, but last night I ordered a Makers Mark Manhattan at my local bar. It was extremely good and I had two more. I even ate the little cherries. Does this mean that I am gay?
Confused In Carroll Gardens
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Yes. Never go to your local bar to order the frou frou drinks. Unless, of course, your local bar is a gay bar. Did anyone see you?
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