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Originally posted by taxwonk
Olives count. You just have to get three in each martini and refill them when you finish the olives before the drink. Add some bar pretzels and you're good for the night.
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Good christ. Aside from the asinine "refill" (when you run out of olives, that is the signal to finish the rest of the drink quickly) concept and the pretzels, not-wanking-as-desperately-as-usual is right on the money.
