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Annoying Oft-Repeated Phrases
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have a friend who can make women swoon by simply going over the fine print in a mortgage application. His voice is deeeeep, and he has a sexy Egyptian accent. I wait a few days to delete his voicemails, just so I can hear that voice. Of course, like all of my hot friends, he's gay.
He did take me to Hawaii though, and everyone there was wondering what a hot guy like him was doing married to someone like me, so I probably shouldn't be complaining.
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Did you take a sexual plane to Hawaii?
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