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Originally posted by paigowprincess
My dream threesome would involve Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly. It would hoepflly not involve sex.

Now, a question for the board. I have this gentile friend who has a jew fetish in that she prefers to date jews. I think it is probably related in some distant way to Charlotte York Goldenblatt. She tends to live in her own head a little bit and also happens to be the gal I said mrs. mmmmmmmm245667 sounded like. Oh, and she uses the word "cinema" when she means "film". As in, when I said to her "Do you want to see Meet the Fockers with me" and she said "you and I have different taste in cinema", as if Meet the Fockers is anything more than barely a movie, more like a Netflick but whatever. Anyway, lets call her Cinema.

So, Cinema and I are at brunch on the day after New Years Day with a couple of my friends who she doesnt know. She indicates that she would convert to judaism. Now, as a mockess extraordinaire, I find this a little irksome and never really got it. If a guy is so into his religion and heritage that he would only marry a jewess, why would he marry someone who was so not into religion or heritages that they would gladly cash their own in to be with a nice jewish boy? doesnt make sense unless its jew guilt to please the parents who have instilled 'you must marry a jew" into the kid from birth. anyway, we were discussing this and she agreed that there is sort of a mismatch in priorities there but didnt see what the issue was. I said that for jews, its about dilution of the religion and culture and tribe and she said "we are all being diluted so who cares" and I said, that this was exactly my point, that she could never truly be a jew bc its in your blood and that the dilution fear comes from 3000 years of persectuion, and tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, and its a holocaust thing.

anyway, I think she is not talking to me. is anyone irked by how some newber thinks they can just join the old skool by taking a few classes.

Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

FWIW, if I could have chosen my religion, it would have been Judaism.

Just for the jokes though.

Shomer Shabbos!