Quote:
	
	
		| Originally posted by TexLex Any (relatively tactful!) advice or is she doomed to be an old maid?
 | 
	
  Take her shopping with you, pick out some clothes for her and when she's trying them on, break her glasses.  And when she's groping around for you, leave the store, change your phone number, move to another house and pretend like you never knew her.
Thurgreed(unless it's purse junkie, in which case she'll just track you down here anyway)Marshall