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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was going to suggest that you just call the boyfriend (you aren't fooling us with your quote marks!) "dude." I'm sure he'd answer to it, and he'd probably never notice that you didn't ever ever use his name.
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That's a good idea. I think his name was Danny, but I wouldn't swear on a stack of holy bibles (up to the sky) to it. Maybe I could call him Danny, and if I kind of mumble, he'll think I'm calling him "Daddy".
I could probably find him if I went back to my hometown and checked out all the gas stations -- or maybe he's still working at Friendly's! That, or he's in jail.
