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Originally posted by JustForFun
I take it you haven't been married long and she hasn't had her body destroyed from multiple child births, yet.
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JFF,
Correction. Her body will NOT be destroyed by kids. I married her in part because she's insanely vain. I hit the gym daily and she runs.
The deal is, if one of us gets fat, that one gets lipo. And I'm willing to go bankrupt to ensure that she stays every bit the woman she is right now.
"Kids" is an excuse far too easily used by fatties who don't feel like hitting the stairmaster. In the same vein, men use "Well... I work a lot" to excuse getting a huge gut. I call bullshit on both. Either get your ass to the gym or get it to the plastic surgeon... one of the few perks of being a lawyer is being able to afford the plastic surgery if necessary.
S(Admittedly insanely vain)D
