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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Can't one just keep a good count of the Tampex each month?
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That is an excellent idea, Hank. Thanks.
See club? You don't need to be notified. Just keep the sanitary materials in a locked cabinet. If she hasn't requested the key in four weeks, start grilling her.
It helps to lock her in a cold, dark room and withhold food.
