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[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe you don't want people to know that you are the poster that has also had sex with a shaven slave, toss your wife's salad on the regular, take a laundry list of drugs (recreational and to keep you from shooting everyone on your floor), had sex with 30% of the people in your office, pretend like you don't watch tv because of your extensive kayaking, need an unblack mentor, post info about your firm, shave your balls, wear plaid pants while in spinning class, are afraid your wife will cut your balls off whenever you say something other than "get away from me, I'm married" to the wait staff, are a republican, think an above average point guard wouldn't be traded for a superstar, can't stop correcting people's grammar, spelling, whatever, are obsessed with underage girls, or are just the bitter asshole who posts too much on some board.

Damn. We are a fucked-up bunch, no? A veritable island of misfit toys.