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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm about to buy a used Jeep Grand Cherokee, here in Los Angeles, a few miles from where the horrible Atwater/Glendale crash took place.

(if you've been in a cave since yesterday, a guy drove his Jeep Grand Cherokee onto the train tracks, slit his wrists, then decided against commiting suicide, so he abandoned his Jeep and left it on the tracks. A commuter rail train crashed, killing 11 people and injuring hundreds. Assjack is being charged with murder.

Now, which way should I go with the joke?

1. The Jeep had a little more damage than the seller, notgoingdownalone@hotmail.com, indicated in his craigslist ad

2. The good news is that it now fits easily in those compact parking spaces at Trader Joe's

3. The black exterior and silver interior really hide the blood stains

4. I wonder why he wants me to make the cashier's check out to "LA County Department of Corrections -- Bail"

If any of you kids in the hall have any great ideas, let me hear em.

Stick with the law, kid.