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Poll: what's in your firm's kitchen?
Old for-profit office: Generic freeze dried drip coffee provided by coffee machine rental service, herbal teas, small selection of sodas, real milk. As a consequence of the truly shitty quality of the coffee, it was fully expected you would buy from one of the espresso carts on the street if you cared about coffee at all.
New not-for-profit office: Starbucks drip, Folgers as a backup (for the comfort of the older secretaries), herbal teas, larger selection of sodas, and several cartons of real milk all of which is individually labeled "You Toucha My Half & Half, I Breaka You Face."
The only drawback of my new office is that there are more women attorneys (read: there are some women attorneys), which means there's never any fucking Diet Coke left in the refrigerator by 3 p.m. I'm circulating the rumor that Diet Coke consumption leads to vaginal dryness; we'll see how that works on regulating demand.
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