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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, you fucking pussy. If you were a real man, you would go naked, with a tattoo of a tuxedo up and down your manhood. If some dude has the audacity to give you a hard time, take his date, turn her around, hike up her evening gown, and offer to tickle her sphincter with your bow tie.
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PLF has done this before. Of course, PLF has been in jail many times before, too. In fact, he's running out of people in the Twin Cities willing to bail him out and consequently, he has taken to sending open-date plane tickets and cash to people all over the Midwest just in case.
I would take his advice with a grain of salt.