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HVD
OK gang, only 4 more shopping days until Valentine's Day. I am getting taken out to dinner. My husband bought me diamond earrings last year and says that I broke him.
I like the usual things - jewelry, chocolate. I'm not a big fan of the flowers that die in 2 days.
What are you guys getting?
Here's a sad story from one woman...
Q: My husband is the most unromantic man on earth. If he remembers Valentine’s Day at all, he gets me something like a flashlight. How can I make him understand that a household tool is not a suitable gift?
A flashlight. If I got a flashlight for Valentine's Day I can assure you that unless it made a humming noise when turned on, that flashlight would be used to beat a husband.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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