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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You said you checked with a doctor and it was all cleared up. What, she reinfected you again? You really need to make sure that you, your wife, the poolboy, and all the neighborhood wives (and their husbands, I suspect) get treated AT THE SAME TIME.
Or buy the poolboy a gross of condoms.
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You see? I gave you a softball for Valentine's Day. Did it make you happy? And why does that poolboy hang out in our neighborshood when no one has any pools?
On another note, it strikes me that having a barbershop quartet come in and seranade someone would probably only be appreciated by about 1/4 of all women, and you'd think a boyfriend would have some understanding as to when their girlfriend is that 1/4. But it was entertaining for the rest of the office.
A couple of people have gotten balloons. WTF. Maybe as well as flowers, but not instead of.
