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Originally posted by megaloman
In honor of President Bush's historic visit to Europe this week, I have penned a letter to all the Pierres and Dieters over there.

Dear Europe:

Listen up you socialist a-hole pussies, I have a story for you.

"Once upon time there was a diseased rotten continent filled with self-absorbed effete elitist fucks who were a century past their sell-by date. Despite a shared universal ignorance of the common ideals of capitalist economic principles, freedom, liberty and any sense of morality, these little girlie-men couldn’t get along with each other and play nice in their burgeoning cesspool and a savior known as Uncle Sam had to come in and reset the geo-political order to save the cesspool from its turdish inhabitants twice in a 30 year period.

Then, on the one occasion when good old Uncle Sam could use a little support and cooperation, these imbittered shitpuffs turned their generally useless backs on him. But in the end he was fine. He was wealthy and packing some big heat and had God on his side, so he could go it alone. Keeping the spoils of victory for himself. Meanwhile, the little pissants on the rotten continent, while united, remained in a steady downward spiral, much as poo poo circles the drain before disappearing forever. Like yesterday’s news. And Uncle Sam laughed while he waived bye bye.

The end."

Yours truly,

America

I used to work in Asia and in Europe with a great many European attorneys. We all keep in contact on line. I just sent them all this letter. I can hardly wait for the responses. I will let you know when I get anything.