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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, Paigow can blame you for ruining that little guilty pleasure. (abput the 93 calories per splooge)
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Actually, I would like to thank the FB for giving me the ultimate excuse to skip the grande finale. The senstive, calorie counting, metrosexual FB male shoudl be most understnading of these needless extra calories and would probalby never swallow himself when he could have a bud light for the same calories. Thjerefore he should be understanding of my now wanting to skip this.
Or if he is SD, he would say "dont worry chick. you dont have to swallow this cat's cum. I want your ass to look nice and tight in the spring and summer. And if you do swallow, dont tie a sweater around your waist. It makes your SOFA big."
Thanks FB!!!
