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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When they tell my old ass, 'Its terminal,' I plan to down a bottle of something and drive a car off a cliff. Or maybe just walk into the ocean. I ain't dying of cancer.
Who am I kidding? I'll probably get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic. I realized after about 20 minutes on the Schuylkill Expressway this morning that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was talking on the cell and drinking a soy shake, steering with my knee, elbows and hand, intermittently.
I like soy shakes.
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