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match.com
an e-mail to a friend:
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Hi. My name's Steve. I'm 29, single and looking for a girlfriend. I'm looking for a lady who is caring and attractive, affectionate and romantic, has a friendly personality, dresses nice, uses deodorant spray and keeps herself fresh. (I know women's bodies produce unpleasant smells at certain times and you can't really tell a girl she stinks so this is sort of an important issue especially because I like to get close and snuggle.) If this sounds like you and you are interested, please send me a reply or a wink. Thank you.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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