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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
when's the rollout of paigowprincess.blogspot.com?
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We should link to these two guys:
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"Waking up blazing drunk is a scary scene. Waking up blazing drunk in a blazer, tie and Bermuda shorts, on the floor in a room you don't recognize, your cheek drool-glued to a filthy carpet, a strange girl beneath your arm, is even scarier. The immediate stabbing paranoia that accompanies awakening from a heavy drunk seizes your organs. The heart races, the hands grow clammy with sweat, the stomach starts churning, kicking up the remnants of last night's debauchery - an acrid mix of cheap hors d'oerves and gin and tonic sludge - searing your already cigarette corroded esophagus. You stammer to concentrate, to recall how how came to your present nadir, but the mind is not awake. The senses remain dull, the body feels numb. Everything is wrong. You're where you're supposed to be at midnight, but your watch, the sun, the joggers outside, tell you that it's early morning. You'll be a babbling idiot by lunch, sick by dinner, and a cashed shell of yourself by the time cocktail hours resume. You cannot fight fire with fire - the mere smell of a Bloody Mary would only bring a fit a dry heaves. These are the wages of fixing yourself doubles at 4:00 a.m. The next day is wrecked before it begins." -
http://philalawyer.blogspot.com/2005...eparation.html
2. "Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!
My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too! ..." -
http://www.thephatphree.com/features...yID=239&Layout
