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Originally posted by ironweed
I need one of those cushy CEO jobs where you get paid millions until it turns out you were cooking the books -- and then you do a little perp walk and find Jesus. I can do the time standing on my head, as long as I have a Swiss bank account to come home to.
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This shouldn't be a problem. You're a white guy, right? What Republican party chapter are you in? Let me know your precinct leader's name, and we'll get you set.
What kind of company do you wanna run? Junk bond company or telecommunications? Oh. If you can show you disenfranchised 20 minority votes last November, you have a shot at Energy company CEO. I mean, don't get your hopes up- Cheney's real particular about those positions, but still you'd be eligible.
