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Barbi Benton Beav Style Poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This talk of barbi Benton got me to thinking...
When exactly did the "less pubes" thing become the new style? I was looking through some images of old playmates and noticed the following trend:
70s:
- Disco mitt
Early 80s:
- Disco mitt
Mid/Late 80s:
- Thick landing strip
Early 90s:
- Thinner landing strip
Mid 90s:
- Thin landing strip
Late 90s/Early 00s:
- Bald/Hitler stash*/super thin landing strip
How do these styles change? Does Playboy decide? It seems like all chicks shift styles at once and the styles last for roughly 5 years, just like designer jeans or b grade sitcoms. How do chicks know what's "the new style"?
Where does it go next?
S("Hey Ann, how do you style your beav? Well, Mary, I go with the landing strip. Really? I prefer the Hitler.")D
* This is never attractive.
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Slightly related is one of The Onion's Prom Planning Tips:
Prom night is one of the most memorable nights of your life, so don't ruin it by neglecting to wax. No guy wants to go down on a gorilla salad.
Gorilla Salad - I nearly fell out of my chair...
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