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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My aunt and uncle want to be cremated and have their ashes taken out on a boat and thrown into the bay at sunset while the 1812 overture plays in the background.
I think that's cool, although I will have to think about what music I would choose to give folks a chuckle.
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I am troubled that my wish, that I been cremated and my ashes made into a bunt cake, a piece of which must be eaten by anyone who wants a part of my estate, will not be honored because it is merely an oral directive. Let this writing suffice as evidence that I must be made into a cake upon death. My estate will be first come, first serve, dolled out in equal chunks, but you'll have to down a huge piece of the cake in front of my lawyer. When the cake is finished, those who have eaten a piece will be assembled and given a percentage share based on the number of pieces they ate. If you can eat the whole cake, you can have it all.
