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		| Originally posted by Replaced_Texan I once overheard someone ordering white zin, on ice, with a slice of lemon.  It took all I had not to start laughing uncontrollably.
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 I attended a cocktail function recently where a guest requested a glass of zin.  The server asked, "now, you know it's red, right?"  
The guest was so horrified by the question, she spoke with the bar manager.  (Apparently the server had worked at an Applebee's before working at the club.)
E/O