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So I'm tired of law. Mostly clients, really. And the lawyers. Any ideas what one can do to make money without leaving the babies for very long (besides selling one of them)? OK, unrealistic, perhaps. Maybe I can do something law-related p/t that doesn't involve clients? That would be OK too, even something horribly boring - it would make a nice break, quite frankly.
Yesterday I was hauled into chambers where a judge refused to let me off as corp. counsel until the client gets a new lawyer. Despite the fact that the client does not want me as their attorney, but is too cheap to hire someone new. I've never been keen on the idea of indentured servitude.... To top it all off I have to sit there for 45min (having to pee really badly) while the judge interjects hilarious pregnancy/hormone jokes into the conversation and notes repeatedly that I'm not laughing. Even better when opposing counsel (ass-suck) adds that he has observed that I don't have much of a sense of humor. It was an awesome day.
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