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Originally posted by bilmore
Until I learn NOT to answer honestly when asked "do you like this new shirt?", flying to Texas may be my best bet, too, 'cuz it ain't gonna happen in Minnesota.
At least for a day or two.
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Oh, bilmore. If your wife asks "do you like my new shirt?" she means, "why didn't you notice and compliment my new shirt earlier you insensitive asshole? Am I fucking invisible?" She is then wondering if she has become totally sexually unappealing and you are in danger of straying with the babysitter, and the correcting fucking answer is "It's great! You look really sexy in it!"
Dumbass.
