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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Are you kidding? Do you get bike-tire nozzles in place of nipples and carry a tire pump around? How do you get them to deflate? Squeeze the nipple like a pool-toy air-nozzle? What if they made embarrassing farty noises when you deflated them? Or would you just fill them up with something like grape jelly and allow your current fuck to use you like one of those new-fangled squeezy bottles of jelly and make a sandwhich? Most importantly, why would you need to regularly change the size of your tits by inflating and deflating -- and wouldn't it fuck up your date if you went into the bathroom one way and came out the other?
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As I recall, and remember - I'm no Pamela expert - she had the inflatable ones installed after her first set (many years ago) were disappointingly small (in her words). So rather than try to second guess her as to "appropriate size to body ratio" her surgeon installed the inflatable ones so that she would ultimately be the one to determine when enough was big enough. Then a couple of years ago, she said she had them removed because her sons kept calling them balloons. So she had them removed and looked more like a "normal proportioned woman." That was about 2 weeks and then Tommy was thrown into jail again and she wasn't getting enough of the "right kind" of attention, so she had them reinflated. That's when she started dating Kid Rock. Then, they got bigger - twice from what I can tell. And no, no nozzle and no air. There's some mechanism you can add or remove saline (I picture like a ziplock bag - but that's just my warped sense of humor). But no, in the last round of pictures with Kid Rock and last night, they were disproportional - freakish, hard and very Dolly Parton. With Hobbit feet. If I find pictures, I'll do my best, but have never been successful posting pictures.
