Macy's better pray one of it's overzealous make-up counter bitches doesn't spray off one of those perfume bombs in my direction. I don't consider myself overly litigious, but that would set me off.
In other news, I have this little ditty in my head, so I thought I'd share:
This is serious (serious)
We could make you delirious (delirious)
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us)
Too much of us is dangerous
Oh oh oh oh!
We're not candy (oohhoh)
Even though we look so fine and dandy
When you're sick we come in handy
But we're not candy
[Wasn't this strategy more effective than the whole Just Say No thing anyway?]
