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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., the more I think about it, the more I kind of like Guy A and Guy B and feel for their situation. So here is the polite thing to do so they can all move on. Guy B should wait for a social situation where most of the social group, including Guy A but exluding the chick, is gathered. Then, Guy B should wait a bit and, if things seem a bit awkward, he should pat Guy A on the shoulder and loudly announce, "Listen, I know it is a bit weird with me dating [the chick] and everything, but I could not help it. She is one horned up wildcat in bed, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. But, I have to say that she is so damn loose down there she is almost flapping. You must be hung like [some animal that has a massive cock]. Good work, my friend." That way, there is a public acknowledgement of the succesor-in-interest dating situation, but it is done in a way that Guy A gets to keep his ego intact and save face with the social group.
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Ahhh, an approach I thought went out of fancy with Falco. I recall finding myself facing a set of brass knuckles the last time I used that.
Unfortunately, the first sucker punch (thankfully minus the brass knuckles) struck me square across the jaw. Only as I stood dazed and saw a man much larger than me begin to slide the set of metal knuckles across his neanderthal claw-digits did I realize that some folks don't like hearing about the lack of tautness in their SO's genitalia.
Where do you think I picked up the term "roast beef"?
When in doubt, always work inward. And never eat clams with the salad fork.
ETA: How Freudian. I'm like, channeling shit, unconsciously.
